GREETINGS PROFESSOR FALKEN.

Hello.


HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY?

I'm fine. How are you?


EXCELLENT. IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME. SHALL WE PLAY A GAME?

Later. Right now, explain to me what is Gopher.


FINE.

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Oh, dear. You should stop typing right now.

You see, you are trying to access Port70.ch:80. Or, if you prefer,
this server through port 80. But that port is reserved for an
inferior protocol, called HTTP.

As the name implies, Port70.ch should be accessed through port 70, 
that is the protocol that refuses to die: Gopher.

What now? Well, you should get a browser that supports Gopher:
  • Lynx - The Text Web Browser
  • Mozilla Firefox with the OverbiteFF add-on installed
Or you could try to visit Port70.ch through this link: http://fld.gp/1j/Y But that would be a bit like cheating and certainly feel like a much inferior experience... ---------------------------------------------------------------------- A STRANGE GAME. THE ONLY WINNING MOVE IS NOT TO PLAY PORT 80. HOW ABOUT A NICE GAME OF CHESS?

Port70.ch:80